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The Hunt

The Hunt, by Joey Austin
He ran through the forest, panting. His quarry was barely ten feet in front of him, like she had been for the past half hour that he had spent chasing her. It was the best amount of fun he had in quite some time. She seemed to enjoy the chase as well. He snorted, as he remembered her cries of
protest.
She giggled. It was always easy to goad the ole goat into action. She let him think that she was opposed to a flight of fancy. She let him think that she didn’t care, and that was why she always led him to the thickest reaches of the woods. It made it harder for him to reach her. The Nymp

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The Hunt Chapter 3Star Sisters
It didn’t take Destinova long to leave the campsite and make his way to the forest in which Cassiopeia lived. Only two days. While one might think that it was a long time to travel on foot in the wild, just to see one’s girlfriend, Destinova didn’t see it that way. A travel time like that was laughable. He was a natural wanderer, and was good at getting to the places he wanted to go, and quickly.
As soon as he left the other satyrs, he only walked far enough to find a safe place to sleep for the night. He knew that it would be foolish to try and journey in the dark, while drunk. The main reason he left t The Hunt Chapter 3
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Market MadnessMarket Madness!
I gotta say, going to any supermarket or store is an adventure all its own anymore. It must be a sign of the times, or just me going nuts. Both seem extremely likely. Believe it or not, I have just gotten back from one hell of a time at Albertson’s. It was as awesome as it was strange, and it is something I will never forget. Honestly, man.
First off, I was standing near one of the aisles, looking at the various people doing their home shopping. Recent allegations that I was there to take advantage of the bagging girl have not been proven true, so I will thank you to leave that alone. No restraining o Market Madness
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Current Residence: The Cave
Interests: Writing, Video Games, Reading, Abstract thought, RPing
Favourite movie: About a Boy
Favourite band or musician: Blue Oyster Cult
Favourite genre of music: ROCK
Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman (overly talented bastard)
Operating System: Windows (I have no choice)
MP3 player of choice: Anything that works without DRMs
Wallpaper of choice: A satyr resting while satisfied nymphs wash
Skin of choice: The flesh of babies, procured fresh daily.
Favourite game: Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Favourite gaming platform: PC (because I can play any console on it)
Favourite cartoon character: Bob from ReBoot
Personal Quote: A rose by any other name still has the same damn thorns!
Tools of the Trade: The most expensive writing pens I can find.

Email: Talercebard@yahoo.com
AIM: XdracoJ

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~saiki55 Mar 4, 2009, 6:37:48 AM

thx for the fav

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~Talercebard Mar 30, 2009, 9:07:10 AM

No problems. I'm a bit of a Toph Fetishist.

~Souless-Virtuoso Nov 2, 2008, 9:18:06 PM

Hey! Maria Moretti's player here. Interesting writing you have in your DA!

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~rally-ae Aug 18, 2007, 12:39:26 PM

Thank you so much!! =^^=

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~Abinition Feb 13, 2007, 4:20:31 PM

*points*
If I'm wrong, you can slap me but... are you an SMT fan?

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~sardonyxweapon Jan 18, 2007, 4:51:14 PM

Thank you so much for the

It means a lot to me.

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